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Hi! We’re Cutie Patootie and Beauty Patootie, the spokesdollies for the scarydollies.com web site. We hope to make your visit fun and informative, introducing you to everything that we scarydollies have to offer.
Us scarydollies are hand-made, one-of-a-kind art dolls. Each unique scarydollie is certain to delight mature art enthusiasts.
Some of us are anatomically correct scarydollies (except for our guts, they’re polyester!) , so if you are scared of anatomy, you obviously didn’t study it in school, so before you go any further, you’d better go here first. If on the other hand you are still scared, even offended by anatomically correct dollies, then you should go here.
You'll want to display your scarydollie prominently in your home so that when friends or family visit they will study your dollie as if it were a painting by an Old Master. You will be remembered by all who know you as a patron of art, taste, and beauty. Of course, you also run the risk of being branded as a twisted weirdo and shunned for the rest of your life. ! To understand this paradox, make sure you browse every interesting page on our web site.
At scarydollies.com, we dollies always comes first, but because you’re important too, our goal is to provide you with courteous, expedient, professional service of the highest caliber at all times.
If you don’t get the service you expect or if you have any questions regarding our scarydollies, please contact us. In the meanwhile, enjoy our web home.
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