Us Dollies

About Us scarydollies by Cutie Patootie

Us scarydollies™ come in three principal genders, UNITS, TWATS, AND NEWTS. Personally, I think the scariest are the NEWTS. Can you imaging looking down there and seeing NOTHING!!!!. How scary would that be!!!!

It’s not really hard to tell us apart because we never wear any clothes!!! Aren’t you jealous!

Our dollie skins are hand-dyed, some with natural dyes including tea, coffee and red wine. Then e are each individually designed, and sewn with much love and care.

If you have any questions or comments, don’t forget you can reach me at cutie@scarydollies.com

UNITS
UNITS are Boy dollies with the requisite parts, ranging in size from “Gobble, gobble, gobble, it looks like a penis, but smaller” to “Pornstar”.
UNITS are priced from $40 to $50.

TWATS
Girl dollies with a Gash, and Shrubbery designs from Winterbush to a Full Brazilian
TWATS are priced from $40 to $50.

NEWTS
Remember that comment above about it being scary-Assholes only!!!
NEWTS are priced from $25 to $40

scarydollie T’s and more

T- shirts and more fun and irreverent products are in the scarydollie Design Laboratory and will be appearing soon, so come back and visit again.

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