Activities

scarydollie Fun Activities

There are countless activities you and your scarydollie can do together. Here are a few! Placeholder Image

Sleeping With Your Scary dollie: Just sleeping, you with the dirty mind!!!

Kissing The Eye: Cutie allegedly has a “Magic Eye” the brings luck to whoever kisses the Magic Eye. Beauty thinks that’s simply crazy, but who really knows?

Blaming Your Scary dollie For Your Body Noises: Bring your scarydollie with you wherever you go so you’re always protected from embarrassment by having someone else to blame. For example if it’s the day after a feast at a Mexican restaurant the night before, take your scarydollie to that job interview, or on that first date.

Telling Your Parents Your Sexual Orientation: This will confuse them because they won’t know what to be upset with, the likelihood of not having grandchildren, or having an adult child who walks around with an an anatomically correct (well, sort of) sock doll as a companion. This works even better if you tell them by channe Placeholder Image ling your information to them through the scarydollie in a squeaky little doll voice.

Hugging Your dollie: Only do this if you want to be loved by your scarydollie, and feel good.

Telling Secrets to Your scarydollie: Why-because scarydollies never betray your secrets!

Go Out for Lunch with Your scarydollie: Taking a scarydollie out for lunch means you never have to worry about being stood-up, yet you only have to pick up the tab Placeholder Image for one!

Using your scarydollie as an Airplane Pillow: Whenever you travel on an airplane, your scarydollie makes a great airplane pillow, and they don’t mind at all!!!

You can be Scary Too: Stuff your scarydollie down the neck of your T-shirt with just the head sticking out. You will become so scary, you will be just like that star(s) of that classic movie, “The Thing With Two Heads”. Of course, if your friends can’t tell the real head from the scarydollie head, you’d better see a doctor.

Who Needs a Guard Dog when You Have a scarydollie?: Greet unwanted guests to your home by opening your door just enough to stick your scarydollie in the opening and saying in a squeaky scarydollie voice “ (your name) is busy out back sharpening his/her axe, so would you mind coming back after he/she is finished? They won’t be back.

If there are other fun things you and your scarydollie do together, just Contact Us and tell us all about it and we’ll add it to our list of activities (unless it’s really really sick!) so that other dollie owners can experience the fun!