About

About the scarydollie sisters, by Beauty Patootie

scarydollie artisans and sisters, Sandra and Marjorie have been creating uniquely designed, handcrafted, and sometimes immodest, scarydollies for family and friends for their enjoyment, surprise and sometimes to their disgust. Sandra and Marjorie recently decided to offer their deviant dollies under the banner “scarydollies™ to aft aficionados who appreciate art with shock value, cuteness and affordability.

The Origin of scarydollies™

scarydollies™ got it’s start because of a rubber chicken, or rather rubber chickens. What started out as a little joke, a rubber chicken as a birthday present, exchanged annually, became an obsessive effort of one-upmanship to shock or awe (???), with rubber chickens hiding in beds, perched in wait on door-tops ready to lunge, hiding in underwear, food, everywhere. The obsession evolved and ended as an art form, with a series of rubber chicken photographs, designed to appeal to one’s sense of shadenfreude. (to see some of these chicken photos, check out our Photo Gallery)

Having exhausted themselves of truly meaningful rubber chicken jokes, the two sisters once again embarked on a mental journey to shock each other, and unintentionally rewrote the laws of physics by each sister independently deciding to make her sister a scary sock dollie for her birthday. Notwithstanding that they are two years apart in age, it soon became apparent that the sisters were in actual fact, fraternal twins separated before conception!!! Of course the only other logical possibility was that one sister must be an astronaut and a victim of the Twin Paradox. In any event, it was crystal clear that they shared wireless neural pathways because they each began to make a scary dollie for the other at the same time!!!

scarydollies was a reality!!!.

scarydollie™ Values

Beauty says: The sisters decided to instill certain values in each scarydollie, though sometimes I think that their values were inspired by one too many trips to the ice bucket!!!

Shock and Comfort: Us scarydollies™ can provide you with comfort and “The Creeps” simultaneously.

Reflect Your Values: No matter which side of the plate you bat from, or even if you never make it to the plate, there is a scarydollie for you.

Affordability: Ok, so food and water come first, but wouldn’t you rather spend you last few bucks on a scarydollie? You can always stay with a friend and eat their food when they’re not looking.

Friendship: A scarydollie™ is never judgmental.

Mocking: It’s fun to make fun of things as long as it’s only in fun. If you think this is mean, well make like us scarydollies, take your clothes off and look at yourself in a full-length mirror. Doesn’t it feel better to laugh than cry. Or exercise.

Assholes: It cannot be denied that assholes are very useful, so all us dollies come with cute little assholes. Look, you can get along without the other bits, but if you didn’t have an asshole, well that would kind of be a problem, right? (and I don’t mean your boyfriend, girlfriend!)