FAQ

FAQ

At scarydollies.com, we've done our best to create a Web site that anticipates and satisfies our customers' needs. With that goal in mind, we've compiled a list of frequently asked questions. If you do not find an answer to your question here, contact a Spokesdollie by email, cutie@scarydollies.com, or beauty@scarydollies.com

How long will it take for a custom order scarydollie??

Cutie Says: It will usually take about 4 weeks for a custom scarydollie order to be delivered. Your delivery time will be confirmed to you when you place your order.

Where do you get all your dollie parts?

Beauty says: We harvest our dollie parts from a number of sources. A lot come from third world countries where people will sell dollie parts to support their families. There is also a huge underground black market for dollie parts harvested from dollie patients in dollie hospitals in western countries. Finally, some we just get from dollie cemeteries.

Why do scarydollies mainly come with one arm or mismatched eyes?

Beauty Says: You probably just read the last question and know where we source our dollie parts. They are very expensive so we only give a dollie just enough parts to survive. For example, because a scarydollie doesn’t wear clothes or shoes, they never have to do up a bra or tie shoelaces, though sometimes I think Cutie would like to wear a bra. lol!

How many scarydollies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Beauty says: Well two of course. We’ve never been able to fit three of us in a light bulb.

Why do scarydollies come in three genders?

Cutie Says: We scarydollies do not discriminate, we include everyone in our fun. The Units are the guys, the Twats are the gals, and the Newts are everyone else, like the kids who couldn’t get dates, the born-again virgins, really ugly or smelly people, the prepubescent, the post menopausal, anyone married for more than five years, unmarried terrorist females, and nuns and priests. Well most priests anyway.